Now that I’m at work, it’s not that bad. I’m growing accustomed to my new digs, loud as it is. Have you ever spent the day sitting next to a 4,000,000 BTU air conditioner unit? And it’s cold in here also. I mean, I can’t see my breath, but it’s chilly enough that I have to wear a sweat-jacket. In fact, it’s so nice outside that I wasn’t going to wear a jacket, but I wore one anyway, and now I’m glad I did. I think I’ll leave this puppy here.
So we were looking for lawn mowers, well, more specifically, JBG was looking for lawn mowers. And we, er, she came accross this one, which we both feel is absolutely perfect:
Get it? MTD Yard Machines!!! lol. I have to have this mower.
Yes, it’s a cheap one, but then , I only have a very small bit of yard to mow, so why go all out? And it’s only 50 lbs, which will be good for cutting the slope around my yard, which I hate to do.
But look at that mower. It’s sexy. It’s red. And there’s a very funny typo on the page which I didnt’ pick up until I printed it out.
It claims to have seven wheels.
Now, I looked at this thing from a lot of different angles, and couldn’t imagine that there were four wheels hiding behind the engine. I’m thinking, seven wheels? Why? What the fuck do I need seven wheels on a lawn mower for? Most riding mowers only have five! Like, four for the mower and then one out on the side to prop up the deflector. So why would this little guy need seven???
I think they meant 7-inch wheels.
Still, that’s pretty fucking funny if you ask me.
OK back to work for me now. K THX BAI
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