I miss the Elder Bush’s pronunciation of Saddam. He made it sound like Sodom, like Sodom and Gomorrah, or Sodomize. George Sr. needs to talk to his boy. It’s bad enough he pronounces “Terrorists” like “Tourists” and “Terror” like “Terra.” He should be calling for Sodom Hussein’s head like his daddy did.
And I think I’m gonna create a new fast food chain called “Old Testament Burgers” or something. The menu will be carved in stone like the ten commandments, but they’ll be the Ten Combos. Imagine pulling up to the window and saying “I’d like a number 3, the Goliath Burger combo, and Sodomize it please? And could I get some extra salt with the Lot Fries please? And a Forbidden Fruit Salad.” I think it would be a lot of fun.
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